England win Alternative Test Cricket World Championship bout

We only realised last week. England are now the Alternative Test Cricket World Champions. Pakistan were champions. England beat them in a Test series, so now England are champions. Let's all celebrate with a cup of tea and a bit of a read about cricket.

This also means that the Ashes is also an Alternative Test Cricket World Championship bout. It's okay to start talking about the Ashes now because, you know, there's only the Champions Trophy in between now and then.

Does the title Champions' Trophy imply that everyone's a champion. It's like being crap at sport at school again: Everyone's a winner. Even Fat Kid.

"Well played Fat Kid. Just how did you give yourself internal haemorraging during rounders, incidentally?"

This post looks bare. We need an Alternative Test Cricket World Championship emblem or something.