Matthew Hayden partially redeems himself
It turns out that Matthew Hayden's accepting the ageing process with better grace than some of his teammates.
Justin Langer...

Kidding himself. Look at those trainers and that shiny jumper. Accept it, Justin, you're playing golf and golf is for old people.
Now Matthew Hayden...

Sensible shoes and look at that jumper. It's a special cut so that his gargantuan-chested torso actually looks like it's just paunchy and middle-aged. The baseball cap's a bit off-key, but overall Matthew Hayden's gone up a notch.
Matthew, you're now at notch one.
Justin Langer...

Kidding himself. Look at those trainers and that shiny jumper. Accept it, Justin, you're playing golf and golf is for old people.
Now Matthew Hayden...

Sensible shoes and look at that jumper. It's a special cut so that his gargantuan-chested torso actually looks like it's just paunchy and middle-aged. The baseball cap's a bit off-key, but overall Matthew Hayden's gone up a notch.
Matthew, you're now at notch one.
Labels: Ashes, Australia, Justin Langer, Matthew Hayden, old Australians



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