Matthew Hayden drops from notch one


"The Platinum Club is basically the top-order batsmen - the 'engine room', we call ourselves - plus one of the interior decorators in Damien Martyn. The fast bowlers aren't invited." - Matthew Hayden
Berk.

To think that it was only yesterday that we were wondering whether we were wrong about Matthew Hayden; that maybe he was actually an all right bloke. And it was only a few days before that that we decided that he'd gone up a notch.

The Platinum Club: You can't give yourselves a name like that. You don't get to pick your own nicknames. Ask anyone. Nicknames are humiliating because nobody wants to make their mates sound cooler than themselves. Most probably Matthew Hayden's real nickname revolves around his giant arse.

Suggestions are welcome.

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Tuesday, October 02, 2012


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3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're right, it's extremely wanky to call yourself The Platinum Club. Sadly, I'm all out of ideas of suitably humourous and nicknames for them (that don't involve the words toss or dirty Australian scumbags). I'm not sure.

Is that PC?

3:24 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're okay with that, Matt: It's wrong to censor the truth.

3:58 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no problem to have a nickname. Some people may like to use it.

8:00 am  

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