ConnecTV Cricket
There's nothing like playing a simulated cricket game is there? Lose eight wickets without scoring a run. Bowl 15 consecutive no-balls. Smash the controller by repeatedly driving it into the wall in pure, blood-red frustration.
Well now you don't need to go to the effort of destroying your equipment deliberately. ConnecTV Cricket features a bat that you can swing about wildy, your movements being inexpertly translated into something entirely different and useless on screen.
It also features a ball which is ingeniously attached by a wire, so you have to go through the bizarre motion of actually bowling without letting go of the ball. Of course being as it's on a wire, you'll probably only succeed in garotting the batsman.
Buy ConnecTV here and discover whether you've got the patience of Job.
That should be their slogan.
Well now you don't need to go to the effort of destroying your equipment deliberately. ConnecTV Cricket features a bat that you can swing about wildy, your movements being inexpertly translated into something entirely different and useless on screen.
It also features a ball which is ingeniously attached by a wire, so you have to go through the bizarre motion of actually bowling without letting go of the ball. Of course being as it's on a wire, you'll probably only succeed in garotting the batsman.
Buy ConnecTV here and discover whether you've got the patience of Job.
That should be their slogan.
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1 Comments:
Should I admit that my first connection between garotte wire and cricket involved Bob Woolmer?
I'm going straight to hell (do not pass Rob Key's favourite pie shop) anyway, and I know it.
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