Sean Paul appears at World Cup opening ceremony

The World Cup's started! Hurray!

Not that there's actually any cricket yet. The first match is tomorrow. There was an opening ceremony though, so officially we're away.

We're sad that we missed the opening ceremony because Sean Paul appeared. We like Sean Paul because we literally have NO CLUE what he's singing. You might think that this isn't sufficient grounds for liking someone and that we're being sarcastic or something, but we're not. We do like him and we like him because we don't understand him.

That's a picture of Sean in his cricket whites - maybe. Whether he plays cricket or not, we do know that Sean Paul used to play international water polo. That's a cast-iron, solid-gold FACT.

"Buss anotha bokkle a moe"

Quite, Sean. Quite.