A Rob Key progress report

So how's our guy's first match as Kent captain? Er, it's rubbish. First of all Kent concede 575 and then he's out for 23 and 1 in each innings.

He's lost weight, apparently. Clearly, Rob Key's batting skill was all in his belly. Eat Rob, eat. It's the only way. Regain your stamina through consuming boiled-down pigs' trotters. Recapture your immaculate cover-driving by imbibing gargantuan quantities of fondue.

To make us feel better maybe some of you could add some Rob Key songs to this post.

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