A Matthew Hayden quote that could be construed as being a bit homosexual if you try really hard

"We are always getting the pressure from behind us... I love playing with these blokes, and to me, I'm just not ready to let it go just yet."

Remember when we had something to say on this site and we got excited about stuff? It seems a long time ago, doesn't it? That's what happens when you combine dark winter nights with crushingly inevitably England defeats. We wilt.

Somebody send us something to cheer us up. A cheque or booze or something like that.