Australia call up Adam Voges

Australia have called up Adam Voges to replace the recently retired Damien Martyn in their third Test squad. Not Brad Hodge, who averages a shade under 60 after his five Tests. Not Phil Jaques who scores hundreds for fun. No, they've gone for Adam Voges.

If he's an Australian batsman then he's bound to be brilliant. It barely matters who they actually are. One recent exception was Damien Martyn, who was managing to get himself out in all sorts of creative ways against England. We'll miss him. Particularly when Adam 'Who?' Voges is cantering to a double hundred at the WACA.

Look at Adam Voges. Look at Adam Voges' face. Get all the laughter out now, because this time next month his face will make you wince and you'll think he's a complete bastard.

This is a really old photo, but there's no way we weren't using. Again: Look at his face!