Rob Key fails again...maybe he's saving his best...

R W T Key, bowled L M Daggett, 12.

Who in the name of all that is good and pure is L M Daggett? He's not exactly G D McGrath, is he? Before this match, Lee Daggett had taken 17 first-class wickets at 47.47 and now he's bowled Rob Key.

What's worse than a disaster? A catastrophe? Worse than that. Words can't describe it. How many daggers through the heart are we going to have to endure this season as Rob Key falls before he's 'in'? Rob Key has probably fallen below Iain 'not even his mum's favourite cricketer' Sutcliffe in the England pecking order. He's probably fallen below Lee Daggett in fact.

Lamentable. Someone cheer us up before we're forced to start feigning interest in football.

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Anonymous The Robert Key Singers said...

(to the tune of "Go West" by the Pet Shop Boys)


He's got an ample girth


But he's not a figure of mirth


With gusto he gives balls a hit


But recently he's a bit shit

1:15 pm  
Anonymous The New Proof Reader at Stockport Weekly News and Stuff said...

I think you need a space after your full stop after 'lamentable' and before 'Someone'

I may be wrong though, and the more I look at it the more I'm unsure, no wait... I think it is ok


3:00 pm  

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