New Zealand qualify for the Super 8 phase

New Zealand scored quite a few and then Kenya didn't.

Kenya are all right though. England fans don't be fooled. In the last World Cup, Kenya made the semi-finals. If England play anything like they did against Canada, they'll lose.

That fact about England's upcoming match against Kenya again:

If England play like they did against Canada, they will lose.

We're not sure there was much point updating this morning. Both updates have been painfully dull and pointless. Perhaps it's the early hour. We should update later in the day when we've more than a handful of brain cells at our disposal.