World Cup opening ceremony featured stilts as well

Hot damn! There were people on stilts as well as Sean Paul. The World Cup opening fandango must have been amazing.

We love people on stilts. We saw someone skiing on stilts recently and THAT was impressive.

Things we love:

People on stilts
Staring into space vacantly
Not having anything to do
Rob Key
Tea

Sean Paul appears at World Cup opening ceremony

The World Cup's started! Hurray!

Not that there's actually any cricket yet. The first match is tomorrow. There was an opening ceremony though, so officially we're away.

We're sad that we missed the opening ceremony because Sean Paul appeared. We like Sean Paul because we literally have NO CLUE what he's singing. You might think that this isn't sufficient grounds for liking someone and that we're being sarcastic or something, but we're not. We do like him and we like him because we don't understand him.

That's a picture of Sean in his cricket whites - maybe. Whether he plays cricket or not, we do know that Sean Paul used to play international water polo. That's a cast-iron, solid-gold FACT.

"Buss anotha bokkle a moe"

Quite, Sean. Quite.