How to get Shivnarine Chanderpaul out

That's a joke, because of course it can't be done.

His latest masterpiece resulted in a West Indian win however. 116 not out leading West Indies to a winning total of 278 in the second one-day international. England managed just 217 in reply.

England may have won the vast majority of the matches during the West Indies' visit and the West Indies themselves may have occasionally plumbed some previously unseen depths, but if there's one image that sums up the past few weeks, it's the one below.



Shiv, you're the most wince-inducingly-horrendous-looking, undismissable, adamantium-willed KING we've ever seen.

Shivnarine Chanderpaul has taken permanent residence at the crease. He might as well get his sodding fanmail delivered there.