Shaun Pollock takes more wickets against Pakistan

We've really got to buck our headlining ideas up. It's the World Cup soon.

We should be at the peak of our game and look at today's work: A workmanlike update listing England's World Cup squad; a morass of statistics about Rahul Dravid that no-one will be able to read in one sitting without clawing at their own hypothalamus; and this - effectively 'Shaun Pollock takes five wickets' stretched out beyond all reason.

Shaun Pollock took the first five wickets in Pakistan's innings, finishing with 5-23 off ten overs. Those wickets included Younis Khan, Mohammad Yousuf and Inzamam-ul-Haq. Three fine, fine batsmen.

Paul Collingwood's got competition for the Best World Cup Ginger in a few weeks time.