2 - Shane Warne

Look at him standing there, hands on hips, flared trousers rustling in the breeze (although not in this picture). He looks like a spoon, but here’s the situation: England require 12 runs to win and have all ten wickets in hand. Shane Warne’s bowling and it genuinely feels like Australia are favourites.

We always think that we would have been the best cricketer ever, but when Warney’s bowling and the match is in the balance, we have heart palpitations and have to breathe into a paper bag like they do on the telly.