Younis Khan perfects 'bullet time'

Here we see Younis Khan demonstrating his ability to use 'bullet time'. Younis makes everything move really slowly except himself. This gives him ample time to react to whatever's bowled.



In order to combat this, Steve Harmison has taken to bowling from only one yard away from the batsman, but still Younis is untroubled.

He hovers, watching the ball closely, before spanking the ball back past the bowler for four using a peculiar stroke akin to the action of chopping wood with an axe.

It's also a no-ball.

Younis Khan rejects Pakistan captaincy again

Doesn't anyone ever think to sound him out about these things? It's not like Younis Khan hasn't already rejected the Pakistan captaincy once this year.

The rumours at this stage indicate that maybe he's bricking it because it's all gone a bit mental in Pakistani cricket of late.