Look at him. Look at how conspicuously indifferent he is about cricket.
We'd say something like, 'the balls of that cat', if it weren't in very poor taste due to our being essentially responsible for their removal.
We're hoping that this is the first of a segment of King Cricket we're going to call: 'Animals Being Conspicuously Indifferent About Cricket'.
In our head we'll be inundated by photographs from readers. In reality, Monty's going to be a busy cat. Busy being indifferent, which is very much his default emotion.
More animals being conspicuously indifferent to cricket:
Pigeons being conspicuously indifferent to cricket
Number 42 being conspicuously indifferent to cricket
Granville and Carlo being conspicuously indifferent to cricket
Murphy being conspicuously indifferent to cricket
A mountain viscacha being conspicuously indifferent to Rob Key
Strauss being conspicuously indifferent to Strauss
Strauss being conspicuously indifferent to Strauss's omission
Carlo and Granville being conspicuously indifferent on the field of play
Strauss being conspicuously indifferent to Strauss's reselection
Nimbus being conspicuously indifferent to King Cricket in The Wisden Cricketer
Nella the African hunting dog being conspicuously indifferent to cricket