We are very happy with this picture as it includes both a halo AND fire.
Suave sent us another picture prior to this and we were toying with including that one as well, but in the end we couldn't justify it. It's exactly the same as this one, only without the fire.
We've got a friend who's a graphic designer. He'd doubtless be outraged by the standard of this submission, but fortunately he doesn't really read the site.
In his own words: "I just read the comments. You write too much."
Today's shaping up to be the best day ever on King Cricket and the best part is that we haven't had to lift a finger.
At about lunchtime there'll be an animal being indifferent to cricket. Finally, around mid-afternoon, there'll be another beautiful picture of Rob Key.
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He looks like a martyr being burned at the stake, yet reaching a heightened sense of being as the flames lick around him.
ReplyDeleteIr it looks like he's spilled his bolognaise down his front and tossed his plate into the air before balancing it on the end of his plate.
Either, really. Take your choice.
Bolognese-eating martyr - only not dead.
ReplyDeleteCan we have that?
.. balancing it on the end of his bat. Bat. Not plate. Bat.
ReplyDeleteDammit, should press preview first.
And yes, he could be being martyred for his love of bolognaise. And he manages to escape at the last minute by constructing a slingshot made entirely from spaghetti.
As the artist, I will have to define exactly what's going on, so that you luddites will understand!!
ReplyDeleteHe is vomiting from exhaustion, after reaching 1000no against the Windies @ Edgbaston, and the halo is actually a smoke ring from his cigar that he's celebrating with..
Or is it.......
I think he is looking down the handle of bat, in which he has secreted a cunning thermos full of tomato soup to sustain him when scoring 100s. He thought it was empty, but unfortunately it wasn't and the soup spilled out. So shocked was he that the cheese and tomato sandwich fell from his mouth and landed in the soup mess on his shirt.
ReplyDeleteAnd then, a halo appeared. Why? Because he is Rob Key, that's why.
Chris wins.
ReplyDeleteLuddites lose.
Chris must study modern photoshop art. He understood where I was coming from.
Rob Key wins, because he likes pie, and pie.