The blurb: "It's not beautiful, but it is a picture of Rob Key. He's meant to be wearing a superhero cape and pointing some kind of light sabre thingy. For the avoidance of doubt, the emblem on his tiara is a key."
We're not sure Rob would wear a tiara - surely it would be a crown. Otherwise, this is great work.
We'll have to pick Miriam up on the first sentence as well. We've never read anything so contradictory in our life. It's NOT beautiful, but it IS a picture of Rob Key? 'Beautiful' and 'picture of Rob Key' are virtually synonymous.
We should really change the tautologous name of this feature with that fact in mind.
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Love the Jedi imagery.
ReplyDeleteDarth Boycott: I am your father...
Rob Skywalker: noooooooooo
That actually looks like a fiery red map of Australia, as our pie eating Overlords cape..
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's a sign from the hefty pie eating colossus, that he is set to destroy Australia in a blaze of glorious cover drives, hooks, pulls, cuts and slog sweeps, in the next ashes tour there. Averaging slighlty under 732.3, he'll also take up bowling 95mph leg breaks & googlies just because he feels like it, and will average 0.956744 with the ball.
It will be immense.
You just wait and see.
Robert Key will be crowned Master Of The Universe, and this will upset the previous holder of that title, one He-Man (Blatently not in the same class), who will undoubtedly cry, and run off to Old Compton Street, W1, to fornicate with his old enemy Skeletor, who will have given up fighting the new Master Of The Universe, as it will have dawned on him, that he is no match for our saviour.
Good times.
That's what we were thinking, Suave.
ReplyDeleteRob and Po - separated at birth?
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The readers have astutely identified just some of the many layers of meaning in the picture. It has more layers than a tiramisu and a lasagne PUT TOGETHER.
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