We've been a little unnerved over the last couple of years by several Australian players becoming quite likeable. We don't know where we are when that happens. It upsets the delicate balance of the world.The situation is rapidly reaching crisis point. The only remaining 100 percent obnoxious Aussie, Matthew Hayden, is lumbering round the outfield like a bear with rickets and clearly isn't going to last much longer. Glenn McGrath, his closest challenger is doing much the same and has already confirmed his retirement after this World Cup.
We need fresh blood to help prevent us emigrating to Fremantle or Bendigo.
Step forward Shaun Tait. With his face and his face and also his face, he's undeniably irritating. Look at him. Look at Shaun Tait. Look at Shaun Tait's stupid face and tell us his mere appearance isn't enough to make you want to snap all your own teeth to take your mind off him.
Unfortunately, I was thinking about Tait's face just yesterday. He looks kind of like a henchman in a gangster film. He's not the smart one, and definitely not the cunning one -- just the thicko bully who enjoys inflicting pain on others.
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ReplyDeleteThanks for cheering me up...I arrived at work very frazzled and found your post on Shaun Tait hilarious. I also find your Matthew Hayden theme very funny.
ReplyDeleteI went to London Zoo at the weekend and saw one monkey fling shit in anothers face. It was hilarious, i was still laughing hours later.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'd like to do, to Shaun Tait.
The man is a shit head.
An early entry for Comment Of The Week there, Jamie.
ReplyDeleteI think we can all identify with your shit-hurling desperation. Except Shaun Tait's mum, maybe.
Wouldn't count on it though.
I don't mind his face as much as his posture. His walk and run say he is so up himself that he thinks there is a string running from the top of his head to god.
ReplyDeleteI think you guys are crazy.
ReplyDeleteGlen McGrath was a cricket legend if you had anny common sense u would already know that!
and shaun tait has one of the best faces in cricket
hes sexy