ConnecTV Cricket

There's nothing like playing a simulated cricket game is there? Lose eight wickets without scoring a run. Bowl 15 consecutive no-balls. Smash the controller by repeatedly driving it into the wall in pure, blood-red frustration.

Well now you don't need to go to the effort of destroying your equipment deliberately. ConnecTV Cricket features a bat that you can swing about wildy, your movements being inexpertly translated into something entirely different and useless on screen.

It also features a ball which is ingeniously attached by a wire, so you have to go through the bizarre motion of actually bowling without letting go of the ball. Of course being as it's on a wire, you'll probably only succeed in garotting the batsman.

Buy ConnecTV here and discover whether you've got the patience of Job.

That should be their slogan.