Mark Boucher bullies children

Yes. Yes, he does. We've seen him; stealing their stretchy cheese-string; shaking their cans of coke and then opening them in their faces; giving them wedgies and rear admirals (no idea); calling them names and laughing at them when they cry.

Actually, Mark Boucher just bullies substandard "international" bowling attacks. He just hit his first ever one-day international hundred, but it was against Zimbabwe, so it doesn't count. Doesn't count for what, you ask? Anything. It doesn't count in any way.

South Africa hit 418-5. Zimbabwe are going to bat soon. We're probably not even going to bother checking the score, if we're honest.

No picture unfortunately, because Blogger's balls. Not 'the balls', you understand. Just balls. Subtly, yet crucially different.