Mohammad Asif plays old school one-day cricket

We get the impression that that should be 'old skool', but frankly, we're down with the kids enough already. There's no need to go overboard, is there? Not where spelling's concerned anyway: Spelling rocks.

Anyway, all we were going to say was that Mohammad Asif, in addition to taking a few wickets, bowled a few maidens - three on the trot at one point. His ten overs went for 28 runs, which is practically unheard of these days. In keeping with our pretty-much-forgotten-about Equal Rights For Bowlers Campaign, well done Mohammad Asif. You're our poster boy for today.

And remember kids: Spelling correctly according to the arbitrary standardisation of some middle-class, south-eastern Englishmen from the 18th century is cool. Deliberately spelling things incorrectly makes you worse than a murderer.