Will Jefferson's back

As in 'returned'. He hasn't got ankylosing spon... What? We've made that joke before? So?

Will Jefferson hit 51 off only 27 balls as Essex beat Middlesex. We're pretty content with how our Ones To Watch have been performing thus far, but we're not blown away. We're not really going to be satisfied until England's chairman of selectors, David Graveney, says: "Wow. Those guys at King Cricket are far better informed than me and have a real eye for a player. I'm going to do the decent thing and hand over the reins to them."

Most of you will have a fair idea what we'd do first if we were given control of England selection.