Ian Botham's opinions

Ian Botham's method of punditry is to take diametrically opposing views at different points in time. Then you wait to see which one comes true. Then you say: "I've been banging on about this for ages now".

Yeah and you've been banging on about the exact opposite view as well, you legendary cricketer/moronic commentator.

Maybe we'll start banging on about Ian Botham continually 'banging on' about stuff all the time. Stop banging. You're deafening us with your bombastic attention-seeking. You're not the best cricketer in the world any more. You haven't been for a long time. It's over. Go away. Go on. Get out of it. Sling yer 'ook. You've nothing to offer cricket viewers throughout the world.