India against England - sort of approaching tea on day 3

Well that's not bad. As we type, India are 249-7 and strike-bowler Matthew Hoggard has 5-48. (We're sure his figures were substantially better than that about thirty seconds ago - we'd better go and find out what's happening.)

How many times can the poor lad produce a devastating performance with the ball before people stop referring to him as a 'willing workhorse' or a 'yeoman'. We're going to name and shame any journalists we come across who fall into this trap over the next couple of days. Although being as we won't be using work's internet connection, the only place we're likely to happen across this is in a newspaper that we have bought and therefore like.