South Africa lose despite absence of Kallis.

An honourable mention for Phil Jaques who scored 94 on his debut, but Brett Lee won this one with 5-22.

Brett Lee is the latest in a long line of Australians who we thought we hated, but actually turn out to be all right. In fact, the day Matthew Hayden turns out to be all right is the day we emigrate.

Dear Australia,

Please can we have a hundred thousand dollars (Australian) for embiggening you when we really, really don't need to?

Love,
Blue and Brown