Hands up who hasn't scored a hundred

Anyone? Anyone? Who's that? Zaheer Khan.

As Pakistan and India's match idles to another stultifying, run-strewn stalemate, we treat fans of both nations to two photographs of wickets. Look how happy everyone is. That's what it's like when a wicket falls and it matters.

There have been 12 separate hundreds in the first two matches of this Test series, including a double and two near misses from Younis Khan.

In the first two matches of the Ashes, which were GOOD and FUN and had RESULTS. There were no hundreds.

Hit as many sixes as you like lads. You're only devaluing the hundred.